Tue, 27 Mar 2007
I'm in England, jetlagged. Some person from the States just called my cell phone / alarm clock with a wrong number at 3:00 a.m. local time, and I can't get back to sleep. I am therefore going to do something I will regret in the clear light of morning.
The Agile Alliance recently published its position on certification. I wrote it. I was told last evening, and I believe it, that people have been interpreting it to have the message "you better get certified if you want a job in Agile." I have long maintained, as a matter of both principle and practice, that a misunderstood message is the fault of its sender. But Jeez Louise, the letter is pretty explicit:
The last few years have smacked me in the face with that kind of thing over and over. People are so apt to jump to conclusions, to assume that any unknown motive must be a bad one, to focus on pointing out weakness to the exclusion of helping shore up strengths. Trying to accomplish something positive is just too damn much frustration not to get paid for it. I say it's spinach, and I say to hell with it.
Tue, 10 Jan 2006
I'm working on code in which a particular object's
It's reasonable to suppose I have fewer than 400,000 hours left in my life, and I spent one of them finding that out.
Who knew HP's source material was code?
Thu, 15 Dec 2005
... you receive mail like this:
I'm impressed with your professional website related to goat and cow milking devices. My website is a NON-COMPETING informational site offering collections of articles, diagrams, and other publications that relate to and may help supplement your website. Since some of your site visitors may be interested in learning more about animal milking devices, feel free to link to my site. By linking to my site, you will be adding value to your own site by providing relevant content for your site visitors. Following is the link I think will be the most helpful for your customers: http://www.braindex.com/products/175+-ANIMAL-(GOAT-&-COW)-MILKING-DEVICE-RELATED-PATENTS-ON-CD-29.htm. Please visit this link yourself and consider inserting it on your website.
Fri, 18 Nov 2005
I am now a million-mile member of the American Airlines frequent flier program. This entitles me to two luggage tags.
I am also entitled to a Free! "Guide to Planning and Promoting Your Business Anniversary" in honor of fifteen years of business.
P.P.S. Oh, OK, I also get eight upgrade segments and permanent Gold membership. And a membership card that says "1 Million" on it.
Sun, 13 Nov 2005
Java is a good thing. Rails is a good thing. But just as Java /perpet[ur]ated/ the horrors of StudlyCaps on those of us who like to read quickly, Rails is /perpet[ur]ating/ underscores in filenames on those of us who like to write quickly.
There are legions of examples of people not acting according to their rational self-interest. Yet another is the prevalence of filenames like webrick_server.rb over webrick-server.rb. Does an underscore take more energy to type than a dash? Yes. Does avoiding a typo require more coordination? Yes. So why this pathology?
Whatever the reason, we must consider the result. Thousands upon thousands of people already suffer from Emacs Pinky. To add injury to injury, those fragile pinkies must suffer additional unnecessary damage striking the shift key. How many people have been forced to switch to vi because those underscores pushed them over the edge to pinky RSI? That's a tragedy no caring person can ignore.
You have a lot to answer for, David HH. I was this close to convincing the world to use dashes, and now there's no hope.
Fri, 03 Jun 2005
Anniversary: Next year will be the 30th anniversary of the first time I sent email. As my anniversary gift, I would like a spammer ground up and used to seed 1700 pearl oysters (1700 being the approximate number of messages in my Junk mailbox last time I emptied it). If possible, make it the "Greets! I offer you full base of accounts with passwords..." guy.
How Agile will destroy open source: I wanted to talk about Gold Cards in a consulting report, so I went to the original paper: "Innovation and Sustainability with Gold Cards"(Higman, Mackinnon, Moore, and Pierce). There I read:
It's good for [a programmer's] skills to be able to practice new techniques [...] Some of us tried to work on this stuff after working hours, however a full day of guilt-free paired programming is extremely tiring.
Where does open source software come from? From programmers who are frustrated that their day job doesn't involve very much, you know, programming. So they do it for free at night. And when the evening finds them sated...?
Mon, 21 Feb 2005
Sometimes you just gotta say people are more attractive in the abstract than in reality.
The Constant Reader will have seen my earlier rant about how some spyware producer has chosen to take over machines and direct them to testing.com. Since putting up the note on my front page and resume page, the emails have slowed down to somewhere around four a day, but the remainder are largely of a strikingly aggressive stupidity, such as this gem from "mp3pirate":
Get off my Mother-Blankin Machine You Bl Ank Licking Blank...........
I can't help but think:
I dutifully reply with a little note reiterating what's on my site and ask if they saw it there (if not, I want to put it where they would see it). Not one has replied.
Heirs to the legacy of the Enlightenment. Bah!
Sun, 06 Feb 2005
You can get an entire exit row to yourself if you travel to a Superbowl team's home city on the evening of the Superbowl.
But once you check in, those same old questions come crowding into your mind:
Sat, 05 Feb 2005
So I'm a Macintosh user. I get tons of spam, a big chunk of it from zombie PCs. I can live with that. My spam filter works OK. But now I find that some rapidly spreading spyware takes over the screen of the PC it's installed on and displays my site, www.exampler.com/testing-com. I suppose the spyware authors were testing their program and "testing.com" came to mind.
Here I am, having to actively fend off outraged PC owners even though I paid extra money to avoid sharing their wretched, spyware-infested, decent-shell-lacking, backslashian lives.
Classic market failure. A negative externality. Grr.
Mon, 28 Jun 2004